trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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me = cool bisexual, good taste in music, bad at simple math
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Nicki Minaj attends the Republic Records VMA Afterparty

Nicki Minaj attends the Republic Records VMA Afterparty

me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
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holydrews:

long road trip today but it was worth it

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In this picture from the early 1940s, travelers in California’s San Joaquin Valley gather owl’s clover and blue lupine in a field along Route 99.

In this picture from the early 1940s, travelers in California’s San Joaquin Valley gather owl’s clover and blue lupine in a field along Route 99.

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denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

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holymusicalbatman:

oopz/??1/? selfie?!?? 

holymusicalbatman:

oopz/??1/? selfie?!?? 

mildwonder:

holy wow

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Listen up, two. A ten is speaking.
Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson (via john-laurens) ←

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