starkid challenge: 3/3 shows
from the top of shit mountain, shout it all over the land


I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs


caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

i now pronounce you man vs machine    |    at last we have a story with no end

at first i thought you were perfect, wait, that's not a misconception. you're still perfect.

you’re too sweet! 

Misconception Meme


Message me any misconceptions you had at one point about me that you’ve since seen proven wrong.

"i somehow always accidently do my hair the coolest its ever looked when i’m home alone in the middle of the night. what is that?"


*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there